Total Medals Earned: 1,218 (From 210 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,045 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 5/13 (85/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (125/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 9/12 (340/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 8/9 (215/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements